I thought it had just slipped past the spam filter.
The title began with "Size Does Matter" and I slipped almost automatically into "check-delete-scrub eyes out with lye" mode, but as I was checking, I read the rest of the title.
"Size Does Matter. The Longest Novels"
Turns out it was just some site I'd ordered textbooks from sending me a list of weighty tomes to read.
And a good thing too, since I've just finished four (ridiculously good) thousand-page novels in the last month. I was considering re-reading this series that I own, but I've already read it twice.
Maybe I'll check out this one or this one out from the list at some point. And I have always wanted to read The Count of Monte Cristo and The Once and Future King too.
And maybe I'll get around to finally obtaining a library card so I can literally check them out ;)
But for now I'm going to read a much-shorter Terry Pratchett novel in a few hours and enjoy every minute of it! :)